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    مُساهمة  Admin في الأحد مارس 20, 2011 4:59 pm

    A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
    "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

    "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

    "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

    "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

    "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

    "He died of a broken neck."

    "A broken neck?"

    "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

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    مُساهمة  Admin في الأحد مارس 20, 2011 5:01 pm

    A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip

    and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune

    and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

    "If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

    "Okay," she said. "And if you learn

    how to make love,


    we can fire




    the gardener."

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    مُساهمة  Admin في الأحد مارس 20, 2011 5:03 pm

    The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operate "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."

    "Well, if it's just because of them,
    I'd rather pay for them if you
    just leave me alone."

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    مُساهمة  Admin في الأحد مارس 20, 2011 5:04 pm

    Doctor: I have some bad news
    and some very bad news.

    Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

    Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
    They said you have 24 hours to live.


    Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?

    What's the very bad news?



    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday

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    مُساهمة  Admin في الأحد مارس 20, 2011 5:04 pm

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

    The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
    Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
    Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

    Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
    Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
    Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

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